The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
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Season 3
2011
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01. Raise Your Hand
2011-12-01
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
02. Magazines
2011-12-08
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
03. Jetlag
2011-12-15
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
04. Santa
2011-12-22
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
05. Presentation 4
2012-01-06
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
06. Jewish Looking Girl
2012-01-12
She’s a rock star of David.
07. Layers
2012-01-19
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
08. Call My Phone
2012-01-26
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
09. Trenta
2012-02-02
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
10. Evil Dragon
2012-02-09
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
11. Police
2012-02-17
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
12. Mug Shot
2012-02-23
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
13. Jail
2012-03-08
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
14. Dishwasher
2012-03-15
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
15. Pillow Talk
2012-03-22
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
16. Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
2012-04-01
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
17. Sleeping in Class
2012-04-05
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
18. Professor’s Presentation
2012-04-12
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
19. Slumber Party
2012-04-19
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
20. Pills
2012-04-26
Take once per day with a picture of food.
21. Comet
2012-05-03
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
22. Draw Something
2012-05-10
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
23. The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
2012-05-24
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
24. Summer House
2012-05-31
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
