The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
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Season 1
2010
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01. Moving Out
2010-01-31
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
02. Moving Day
2010-01-31
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
03. Bodyguard
2010-01-31
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
04. Baby
2010-01-31
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
05. Baby Daddy
2010-02-08
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
06. Depressed
2010-03-01
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
07. Hangover
2010-03-01
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
08. Fight
2010-03-01
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
09. Philip Seymour Hoffman
2010-03-13
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
10. Cat
2010-04-04
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
11. Back to School
2010-04-04
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
12. Extension
2010-04-11
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
13. Paper
2010-04-11
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
14. Crush
2010-04-18
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
15. Ashleyguard
2010-04-18
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
16. Nightmare
2010-04-26
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
17. Zac Efron
2010-04-29
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
18. Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
2010-05-03
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
19. Gun
2010-05-03
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
