Bert the Conqueror was an American reality television series which premiered on the Travel Channel on June 16, 2010. The show was hosted by the American stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer. He traveled across the United States to amusement parks and other entertainment venues to experience and promote various roller coasters, water rides, and unusual sports. Bert was known for his uncontrollable screaming in early episodes of the show. Each episode took part in a single U.S. state, and each episode was titled with the name of the state in which that episode takes place. There are also episodes which took place in a single amusement park, such as Cedar Point, in which Bert rode 4 roller coasters at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. On September 24, 2010, Bert the Conqueror was renewed for a second season. The renewal was revealed on the Bert the Conqueror Facebook page the next day. The second season began April 3, 2011. Bert the Conqueror was moved during its last season in favor of the US version of Scream! If You Know the Answer, which was also hosted by Bert Kreisher. It was not picked up for a third season.
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2011
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01. Maine
2011-04-03
Bert dares to ride the Boulder Dash in Bristol as well as the Alpine Slide in Vermont as he makes his way through New England. Then Bert travels to Maine for the eleventh annual North American Wife Carrying Championship.
02. Virginia
2011-04-03
Bert heads to Busch Gardens and Kings Dominion to tackle some of the meanest rides the parks have to offer. Bert attempts to conquer the Griffon and the Intimidator, the fastest coaster on the East Coast. He ends his trip donning a kilt in Doswell.
03. Florida
2011-04-10
Bert travels to the sunshine state where he rides the world's only inverted dueling coaster at Universal Orlando. Next he's off to Wet N' Wild to take on the Bomb Bay and finally, Bert tests his wakeboarding skills at the annual Ski Rixen Amateur Open.
04. Hawaii
2011-04-17
Bert heads to the sunny shores of Oahu for some water activities, Hawaiian-style. Bert checks out Wet'n'Wild, Hawaii's only water park. He then sets to North Shore to swim with sharks, and finally Bert takes a leap in the Paddleboard Cliff Jump Regatta.
05. New Jersey
2011-04-24
Bert visits Six Flags Great Adventure and goes to the Tough Mudder competition.
06. Alberta, Canada
2011-05-01
Bert visits West Edmonton Mall and rides the Mindbender and the Bungee Tower and partakes in the 37th annual Toboggan race.
07. Eastern Texas
2011-05-08
Bert goes to Six Flags Over Texas and rides Titan and Mr. Freeze and then goes to the Buddy Run and gets dirty.
08. Alaska
2011-05-15
Bert goes to Anchorage, Alaska to take part in the 76th annual Fur Rendezvous Festival.
09. New Mexico
2011-05-22
Bert goes to Ruidoso Winter Park and to Angel Fire Resort to participate in the shovel races. Then he heads to the Radisson Hotel in Albuquerque, home of New Mexico's only indoor water park.
10. Arizona
2011-05-29
Bert goes to Phoenix, Arizona to face the rides at the Wet 'n' Wild water park.
11. Cancun
2011-06-05
Bert goes to Cancún, Mexico to ride the Double Space Bowl slide at Wet 'n' Wild, experiences the jungle attractions at the Selvatica Adventure Kingdom in the Yucatan jungle, and competes in the Coral Beach Tubing Spectacular.
12. San Francisco
2011-06-12
Bert goes to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to ride the Medusa and the Hammerhead, and heads to San Francisco, California to compete in the Bring Your Own Big Wheel event.
13. Indiana
2011-06-19
Bert goes to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari to ride the wooden rollercoaster, the Voyage, and the Wildebeest water coaster, and heads to Perfect North Slopes to compete in the Slush Pit Tubing Championships.
14. Colorado
2011-06-26
Bert goes to Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado.
15. Los Angeles
2011-07-03
Bert goes to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Knott's Berry Farm.
16. Upper Midwest
2011-07-10
Bert goes to Shakopee, Minnesota to experience the rides at Valleyfair.