Julius Pierpont (J.P.) Patches
Gertrude / Boris S. Wort / Ketchican The Animal Man / Swami of Pastrami / Ggoorrsstt The Friendly Frpl / Miss Smith / Leroy Frump / Dingbatman / Santa Claus / Zenobia the Witch / Officer Paddy Wagon / Charlie Can Do / Mr. X. R. Cise
Grandpa Patches
Sam Gefeltafish
Professor Wienner Von Brrrrrown
Jack The Animal Man
Sheriff Shot Badley