1998-11-18 • 23 min
Fran's devastated after hearing from Dr. Reynolds she was never pregnant at all, that it was a false positive. Maxwell keeps hiding her pregnancy tests to avoid further sadness, and even invites Fran and her relatives to join him on his special appearance on the Hollywood Squares. Val, Sylvia and Yetta advise Fran to go see a herbalist to help Maxwell's swimmers. At the herbal store, Fran buys a special shake that will help Maxwell's little swimmers swim faster and some special cookies that will make them hot for each other. The shake doesn't help, so Dr. Reynolds prescribes hormones for Fran, who also buys an ovulation kit. Her timing couldn't be worse when she starts ovulating right when Maxwell is up on the squares. But nothing that Whoopi Goldberg's dressing room can't fix. Meanwhile, C.C. and Niles accidentally eat the special cookies and feel hot for each other, and Val quits her brightness pills because it was making her too gassy.
Ann Morgan Guilbert
Yetta Rosenberg
Rachel Chagall
Val Toriello
Renée Taylor
Sylvia Fine
Coolio
Coolio
Howie Mandel
Howie Mandel
Tim Lounibos
Mark
Rita Rudner
Margot
Nora Dunn
Dr. Reynolds
Caroline Rhea
Caroline Rhea
Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
Fred Stoller
Fred, the pharmacist
Tom Bergeron
Tom Bergeron
Tacey Adams
Hollywood Squares Contestant
Martin Mull
Martin Mull
Estelle Getty
Estelle Getty
Saemi Nakamura
Mrs. Fu
Dennis Dun
Doctor Fu
Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg