character - Becky Baum

character - Andy Pesto (voice)

character - Kristin

character - Tonia Canucci

character - Policewoman (voice)

character - Self

character - Maude

character - Krysthalle Pony Head / Additional Voices (voice)

character - Self (segment "Knickers")

character - Tami Wiles

character - Stephanie

character - Jackie

character - Brenda

character - Ms. Crenshaw

character - Andy (voice)

character - Guitar Player (voice)

character - Andy (voice) / Ashley (voice)

character - Andy (voice) / Nurse (voice)

character - Dillon (voice) / Stage Manager (voice) / Student (voice)

character - Nurse

character - Tina

character - Ethel Rainicorn

character - Laura

character - Laura Silverman

character - Laura Silverman (voice)

character - Rebecca Nightrod (voice)

character - Valerie Vransinn / Grishnack's Assistant (voice)

character - Sarah's Vagina (voice)

character - Sarah

character - Jane

character - Friend

character - Roz

character - Tiffany (voice)

character - Frances Farmer

character - Saleswoman

character - Secretary

character - Amy (voice)

character - Dawn

character - Jan

character - At Every Audition Girl

character - Laura the Receptionist (voice)

character - Laura the Receptionist