character - Danny Wiggles

character - Maxwell Gorg

character - Sheriff Blake

character - Drudge

character - Memphis 'Hurricance' Hawk

character - Izzy's Daddy

character - Dr. Robert Olsen

character - James Kirk

character - Parsons Cooper

character - Self

character - Televangelist

character - Parsons Cooper / Dan Hess / Cope Ransom

character - William Ryan Heck / Parsons Cooper / Ryan Craig

character - Newsreporter

character - Karate Irving

character - Oscar

character - Interviewee

character - Joey

character - Lt. Royce

character - Niven

character - Steve Nekoda

character - Dan Hess

character - Bare Knuckle Fighter

character - Barry Atwater / John/ Don / Dugan / Joshua

character - Grandpa

character - Special Guest Victim

character - Mr. Friedman

character - Joel D. Wynkoop

character - Angus

character - Aaron

character - Dad

character - Weatherman (Segment "A Very Bad Situation")

character - Police Captain O'malley

character - Dr. Jon Croft

character - Mr. Sleaze / Frank / Det. Royce / Jack Carlson / The Snake

character - Bartender

character - Sheriff

character - Vagrant

character - Professor / John Nolan

character - Det. Royce

character - TV Evangelist

character - Mike 2011

character - Detective Joel

character - Joe Ace

character - Newscaster

character - Mayor Hayes (segment "Betty Beretta")

character - Father Jeremiah Carmichael

character - Detective Doug Dooley

character - Fred Finagler

character - Bob

character - Bob

character - Aid

character - Dr. Dan Hess

character - Preacher

character - Dad

character - Dr. Dan Hess

character - Swansong / Guard / Prof. Ignusrd

character - Reaper

character - Swansong (Reaps)

character - Nick Hazzard

character - Timothy Ballard

character - Dr. Dan Hess

character - Mr. Longfellow

character - Cope Ransom

character - Burglar

character - Joe the Butcher

character - Probation Officer Joel Wynkoop

character - Strangler

character - Gus Kimble

character - Mr. Longfellow

character - The Reaper

character - Gus Kimble

character - Dr. Robert Olsen

character - Dr. Dan Hess

character - Cope Ransom

character - Dr. Dan Hess

character - Father

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Angus Lynch

character - Dr. Dan Hess

character - Dr. Dan Hess

character - Steve Nekoda

character - TV Repairman

character - Guard #2

character - Mike Strauber

character - Pete

character - Richard Poole