character - Narrator

character - Hoofius (voice)

character - Jack Sinclair

character - Benjy Dhillon

character - Phil

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Fake Hopkins

character - Monkey (voice)

character - Dr Elphick

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Bill

character - The Most Dangerous Man in the World (voice)

character - Lawrence

character - Dr. Peter Toynbee

character - Self - Narrator (voice)

character - Narrador

character - Doctor Vinodel

character - Self - Narrator (voice)

character - Self - Narrator (voice)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Rufus (voice)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Mr Brisk

character - Great demon

character - Stash

character - Nigel

character - Narrator

character - Sandwich Monk (voice)

character - Poppawoppa (voice)

character - Julian

character - Narrator

character - Narrator

character - Elliot

character - Great Demon / Salesclerk 2 (voice)

character - Richard Thorncroft

character - Maurice Flowers

character - Harold the Guard, Ace

character - Jupiter

character - Peter Toland (Segment "Badger")

character - Himself - Narrator

character - Conch

character - Voiceover

character - Trower

character - Uncle Wormsley

character - Himself - Narrator

character - Derek Bowden

character - Thomas Redruth

character - Himself

character - Blackbird Goodbrooke

character - Danny Drake

character - (voice)

character - Atilla

character - Myles Davies

character - Waiter

character - Larry Chrysler

character - Howard

character - Jackson

character - The Real Seb Hunter

character - Howard Moon

character - Self

character - Dan Ashcroft

character - Self

character - Tony Iscariot

character - Howard Moon

character - Gravedigger

character - Padre

character - Phillip

character - Bank Robber

character - Man with cigarette

character - Aide de Camp

character - Rosey

character - Self

character - Howard Moon

character - Self - Interviewee

character - Paul Dean

character - Stitch

character - Victor Munro

character - Various (Scenes Deleted)

character - Self