character - Joe Estevez

character - Detective Davidson

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Joe Estevez

character - Joe Estevez

character - Bill

character - Anchor Man

character - Joe Estevez

character - Dad

character - The King of Hearts

character - Dr. Ferguson

character - Steve

character - Joe Estevez

character - Dr. Richard Smothers

character - Eutic

character - William "Mack" Brazel

character - Scientist

character - Plutarch / Hitchhiker's Father

character - Atticus

character - Narrator

character - Danny

character - Joe Estevez

character - Not The President

character - Lyle Hart

character - Dr. Worthy A. Pennyworth

character - Bobby Clark

character - (segment "The Making of Samurai Cop 2")

character - President Davidson (voice)

character - Dale

character - Joe Estevez (archive footage)

character - Whitey

character - Thomas

character - Agent Dick

character - Det James Beattie

character - Art (segment "The Antique") / Investor (segment "Million Dollar Death") (archive footage)

character - Dr. Anderson

character - Sheriff Logan

character - Jerry

character - Larry

character - Joe Estevez

character - Captain Harmon

character - Alan

character - President Davidson

character - President Davidson / President Davidson Jr.

character - Parker

character - God

character - Joe Estevez

character - Colonel Brayman

character - Cyrus Reaper

character - Stan the Investor

character - The Boss

character - Meeks

character - Mental Man

character - The King of Hearts

character - Joe Estevez

character - President Davidson

character - Bob Osberg

character - Chopra

character - Joe Estevez

character - Reverend Hearting

character - Neighbor

character - Jim

character - Joe

character - Professor Vern Drake

character - Conrad Barnes

character - Agent Milligan

character - Saint Offender

character - Mr. Phelps

character - Mr. Samuels

character - Joe

character - Maxamo

character - Doctor Spine Sr.

character - Carl

character - Prime Minister of Canada

character - General Brooks

character - Principal Travis

character - Papa Stryker

character - Joe

character - President James Marshall

character - Mr. Stedt

character - Cade

character - Father Glaslow

character - Henry

character - Matty

character - Joe

character - Job Counselor Estevez

character - Chips Fisher

character - Andrew Kessler Sr.

character - Ken Willoughby

character - Seamus

character - Diego

character - Anchor Man

character - Thornton

character - Abbott Square (voice)

character - Himself

character - Officer Brubek

character - Sal

character - Detective Bill Culp

character - Frank Warburg

character - Narrator

character - Agent Bradley Mulligan

character - Sheriff McCarthy

character - Wilkes

character - Sheriff

character - Agent Winslow

character - Sam / Street Guy

character - Chief O'Rielly

character - Jeffrey Morgan

character - Sheriff Duncan

character - Sherman

character - Fortunato

character - Mr. Big Shot

character - Stan the Investor

character - Brooks

character - Kyle

character - Lt. O'Leary

character - Epstein

character - Desk Clerk

character - Vinnie

character - Papa

character - Coach Layden

character - Marvin

character - Mickey O'Malley

character - Uncle Mel

character - Art

character - Stan

character - Cpt. Riley

character - Joe Cicero

character - Sr. Acosta

character - Steve Townsend

character - Chief Wilson Tyler

character - Burt Chapman

character - Richard Walton

character - Phil

character - Sam

character - Agency / Willard's Contact (uncredited)

character - Pappy

character - Lamar Hunt

character - Rocket Ranger Dan Danger

character - Father / Umpire

character - Dick

character - Eric Lousel

character - Snoopy Jones

character - Captain Riley

character - Blaine

character - Winford Scott

character - Gus Gruman

character - Joe (archive footage)

character - Rocket Ranger Dan Danger

character - The Sheriff

character - Joel

character - Pick-Up Guy

character - Grey

character - General Clay

character - Chico Dennis

character - Mickey O'Malley

character - Larry

character - NSC Chairman

character - Xavier Cardone

character - Joe Estevez

character - Tow Truck Driver

character - Carl Bibbs

character - Al

character - Sanders

character - Jack Dillon

character - Roy

character - Winslow Cobblepott

character - Morier

character - Donald Moss

character - President

character - Lt. McSorley

character - Detective Miller

character - Bill Digger

character - Harry Rockwell

character - Randall Parks

character - Detective Lane

character - Fred

character - Nadir

character - Ian 'Mars' Connor

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Ron Chambers

character - Darren Schwartz

character - Rod Kendrick

character - Uncle Bud

character - Saint O'ffender

character - Eddie's Father

character - Walt

character - Sheriff

character - Saint O'ffender

character - Magnet

character - Frederick Walther

character - Captain Jameson

character - Lt. Ford

character - Michael Slade

character - Detective West

character - Tom Baldwin

character - Captain Burton

character - Attorney General

character - Saint O'ffender

character - Anthony Sandini

character - Dieter

character - The Man / Soultaker

character - Roland Geiger

character - Bill

character - Hector

character - Ernie

character - Phil Martins

character - Eskenezy

character - Killer

character - Townsperson

character - Reporter #2

character - 2nd Cop

character - Sailor

character - Captain Benjamin L. Willard (voice) (uncredited)

character - Roger

character - Attendant

character - American Kid

character - Troy Hatfield

character - Don McCord

character - E.W. Floyd

character - Sir Isengord

character - Graham Samuels

character - Bruce

character - James Ebins

character - Detective Lombardi

character - Professor Harris