character - Casting Director

character - Phil

character - Charlie

character - Self

character - Landlord

character - Marvin Pounder

character - Mr. Melvin Baxter

character - Gus

character - Father Timothy

character - Sheldon West

character - Grandpa

character - Harold

character - Jacob Marley's Ghost

character - Petey B

character - Chunky Chicken Salesman (uncredited)

character - Einstein

character - Bill Bjango

character - Viggio

character - Car Salesman

character - President XM

character - Irv

character - Salesman

character - Elf

character - Carlton Rasmeth

character - Hugh Mellon

character - Arnold Fliegel

character - Priscilla, Queen of the Desserts

character - Gaudy Hawker

character - 1st Party Dad

character - Badge Brother #1

character - Ed

character - Sidney Rimhollow

character - Sweetchuck

character - Colin

character - Self

character - Cadet Sweetchuck

character - Merchant

character - Mel Greenfield, M.D.

character - The Fool / Museum Guard

character - Bart

character - Fool / Museum Guard

character - Pa Greavy

character - Workman

character - Self

character - Self - Various Characters