character - Middle Aged Man

character - Walter Pernell

character - Oven Ghost

character - Joseph Stalin

character - Dale

character - Himself

character - Victor von Stubbs

character - Golfer

character - Ogden Swansby

character - Mason (Sommelier)

character - Divorced Dad

character - Male Newscaster

character - Jim

character - Phil Reeves

character - Mr. Janikowski

character - Todd the Janitor

character - Felton

character - Professor Cross

character - Todd

character - Various

character - Mr. Larson

character - Cliff

character - Officer Cackowski

character - Doctor Horton

character - Cabbie

character - Group Leader

character - Man #1 in Bathroom

character - Marty