character - Opettaja Sakari Pennilä

character - Tarvainen

character - Jone

character - Björn Hallgren

character - Planton

character - Pertti Keinänen

character - Jukka 'Jukkis' Helasuo

character - Aapeli

character - Jyrki

character - Matti

character - Adjutantti Korhonen

character - Havukainen

character - Lefa Halme

character - Tiina's agent (voice)

character - Teuvo

character - Sakari Laaksonen

character - Mustakäsi

character - Juho, isä

character - Lääkäri

character - Simo Rantamies

character - Neighbor

character - Lakto-Nalle

character - Bisnesenkeli

character - Kari

character - Neighbor

character - Virtasalmi

character - Juhani

character - Antti

character - Majuri Miettinen

character - Editor

character - Matti's Colleague

character - Jasse

character - Eino Vartiovaara

character - Kari

character - Microwaveman

character - Onerva's Father

character - Astronautti

character - Gusu

character - Timo Viita

character - Eero Kaila

character - Tiaisen Harri

character - Father Sulo

character - Alex Hoikkala

character - Sakari Laaksonen

character - Harri

character - Markku Nyqvist

character - Jussi Ketola

character - Melartin

character - Captain Vrome

character - Rafael Angstinen

character - Koski

character - Hiker (voice)

character - Ahti Ikonen

character - Yksi Talvivaaran johtajista

character - kiinteistövälittäjä Max Strömberg / Ukko, "Ukkeli"

character - Gödel

character - Tommi Korpela

character - Kari Lampikallio

character - Mikael

character - Father

character - Jussi

character - Jalkanen

character - Ismo

character - Juha Virtanen

character - Martin Truu

character - Seppo

character - Ronald Reagan (voice)

character - Jaatinen

character - Tero Hammerberg

character - Aimo

character - Kengu

character - Kai

character - Roihu, liikunnansijainen

character - Maisteri 'Putte' Kronberg

character - Death

character - Ossi

character - Various

character - Suviseura saarnaaja

character - Ukin mies

character - Lauri

character - Porolauman johtaja (voice)

character - Luumu

character - Harjula

character - Heikki Kiljunen

character - Otto Aaltonen

character - Juha

character - Tom Marjola

character - Fakir's Father

character - Apulaisohjaaja

character - Lecturer

character - Nuukin isä

character - Marker

character - Kai

character - Otto

character - Uusniitty

character - Marker

character - Russian Criminal

character - Mutka

character - Kuulusteleva poliisi

character - Mäkinen

character - Nurse / Man

character - Kuoppala

character - liikunnan opettaja

character - televisiotoimittajan ääni

character - 'Rauski' Häkkinen / Herr Mehmet Faruk / Additional characters

character - Kalle

character - Mafia

character - Jukki

character - Pote

character - Aarne Sirkiä

character - Biljardia pelaava mies

character - Ollikainen

character - Various Characters

character - Teuvo

character - Mies leipäjonossa

character - Mutanen

character - Vetelehtijä Hinkkanen

character - Mies kahvilassa

character - Veikko