character - Sebastian Snail Sr.

character - Edward Swan

character - Santa

character - Jimmy

character - Edward

character - Peter Farquhar

character - Superintendent Thayer

character - Ray

character - Self – Actor

character - Major Alistair Gregorys

character - Alfred Rott

character - Tom

character - Peter Riordan

character - Rob (uncredited)

character - L.S. Lowry

character - Donald DeLoash

character - Lord Arthur Wallington

character - Terry Perkins

character - Clifford Cullen

character - Nigel

character - Chief Bobnar (voice)

character - Charlie Glover

character - Carmody Braque

character - Ed Jacobson

character - Bill

character - Ian Paisley

character - Stanley/Stanley's Father/Stanley's Mother/Tony Hancock/Peter Sellers aka Dr Boob/George Formby/James Finlayson/Max Wall/Alistair Sim/Margaret Rutherford/Frank Randle/Max Miller/Noel Coward/Igor

character - David Irving

character - Joseph

character - Bayard Hamar / Bloodhound (voice)

character - Fungus

character - Fungus

character - Self / Nick

character - Laurie Lee (voice)

character - The Professor

character - Maurice Grosse

character - Duke of Norfolk

character - Self

character - Arm Wrestling Man #2

character - Self

character - JMW Turner

character - Jerry

character - Himself

character - Clarence Threepwood, 9th Earl of Emsworth

character - Dragon (voice)

character - Sid

character - Self

character - Mark

character - Bob Boruchowitz

character - D I West

character - Dr. Kahn

character - Himself

character - Charlie

character - Mr. Lambert

character - Lennie Rubin

character - Himself

character - Peter Pettigrew

character - Arthur

character - Winston Churchill

character - Peter Pettigrew

character - Churchill (voice)

character - George Morgan

character - Himself

character - Bayard Hamar / Bloodhound (voice)

character - Georgie Godwin

character - Self - 'Peter Pettigrew' and 'Wormtail'

character - Boggis

character - Terry Donaldson

character - Doug Becket

character - Peter Pettigrew

character - Peter Taylor

character - Phil Olson

character - Beadle

character - Fagin

character - Nathaniel

character - Mr Emerson

character - Sugarman

character - Himself

character - Peter Pettigrew (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Bill Ainscow

character - Self - Guest

character - Eddie McEvoy

character - Narrator

character - Albert Pierrepoint

character - Wormtail

character - Malcolm Harvey

character - Terry Cannings

character - Mr. Poe

character - Peter Pettigrew

character - Simon Graham

character - Darren Barrington

character - Quinty

character - Charles Cheeryble

character - Self

character - Self

character - Phil

character - Mitchel Greenfield

character - Dad (voice)

character - Thomas Tipp

character - Tommy Rag

character - Mats, Steel Dragon Road Manager

character - Cliff

character - Andy, Claire's husband

character - Vince skinner

character - Cunningham

character - Nick (voice)

character - Gourville

character - Armado

character - B

character - Richard Temple (The Mikado)

character - Sterling

character - Inspector Healey

character - David "Beano" Baggot

character - Self

character - Gordon

character - Salesman

character - Salesman

character - Rosencrantz

character - Maurice Purley

character - Frank Stubbs

character - Jimmy Beales

character - Derek

character - Cunningham - Masseur

character - Pathologist

character - Wolfgang and Amadeus Mozart

character - Chico

character - Self

character - Francis Meeks

character - Jimmy Beales

character - Chico

character - Robert Cunningham

character - Pig Robinson

character - Aubrey

character - Eric Lyle

character - Ramborde

character - Hodkins

character - Kawab / Tomb Robber (voice)

character - Peck

character - Self - Guest

character - Igor

character - Reverend Milne

character - Andy

character - Porfiry

character - Lt. Trotter

character - Paul

character - Dr. Polidori

character - Lyndon Baines Jellicoe

character - Paulus

character - Barry Taylor

character - Parswell

character - Douglas

character - 1st Constable

character - Gordon

character - Detective Sergeant Baxter

character - Andrei

character - Epikhodov

character - Jim (uncredited)

character - Shorty

character - Projectionist

character - Wainwright

character - Gordon

character - Detective Sergeant Baxter

character - Mr Hilbery

character - Polonius

character - John Chapel