character - Davy

character - Gil

character - Dave the Taxidermist

character - Electrocuted Ghost

character - Swami

character - Parishioner

character - Sir Crandle (voice)

character - Mr. Candle (voice)

character - Uncle Gruber

character - Mailman

character - 60-Year-Old Rocker

character - Father Mike

character - Krampus

character - Host

character - Sales Associate

character - Host

character - Crowley Morehouse

character - Sandy Pinkus

character - Bill (voice)

character - Tom

character - Rick Yantz (voice)

character - David Gates

character - Cooperman

character - Professor Morson

character - AF Gordon Theodore

character - Todd

character - Dark Blade of Fire

character - Dark Blade of Fire (voice)

character - Mitchell

character - Self

character - Self

character - Hippie #1

character - Himself

character - Gas Station Attendant

character - Skeevy Guy

character - Wendell

character - Mr. Kwest

character - Mr. Kwest / Abe Lincoln

character - Abe Lincoln

character - Activist

character - Self

character - Bar Patron

character - The 2nd Troubadour

character - The Minister

character - Mr. Woodward

character - Slim

character - Jeff Rosso

character - Jesus Ranch Cult Member

character - Poet

character - Appleseed (voice)

character - Jesse (voice)

character - Pizza Manager

character - Crackpot

character - Arthur

character - Lawyer

character - Lackey

character - Eric Stark

character - Various

character - Randy

character - The Naked Trucker

character - High Roller

character - Jonathan Freedom III

character - Self - Singer

character - Recording Engineer Guy