character - Self/Esmerelda (archive footage)

character - Mrs. Murdock (archive footage)

character - Tuskless (voice)

character - Miss Cassiopeia (voice) (archive sound)

character - Eleanor Palmer

character - Granny

character - Apartment Manager

character - Miss Cassiopeia (voice)

character - Esther

character - Pandora Rickets (voice)

character - Mrs. Binns

character - Great-Grandma

character - Aunt Mabel

character - Coriba (voice)

character - Mrs. DeWinter

character - Mrs. Groviak

character - Sarah McDevitt

character - Agnes Wilton

character - Bernice Clifton

character - Mrs. Zbornak

character - Ida Mae

character - Narrator - Mrs. Gluckschen

character - Doris Denver

character - Elinor Colander

character - Mrs. Winston

character - Self

character - Herself

character - Mrs. Murdock

character - Nurse Tumm

character - Worried Wife

character - O'Malley's Neighbor

character - Mamie

character - Queen Bee

character - Emmeline Cavanaugh

character - Dr. Agnes Temple

character - Sister Lite

character - Mrs. Nicholson

character - Betty Carter

character - Self

character - Mrs. Lindsey

character - Edwina Moffitt

character - Mrs. Kramer

character - Bertha

character - Mrs.Taylor

character - Mimi

character - Hattie

character - Mom

character - Mrs. Billingley

character - Alice Cooper

character - Molly

character - Miss Prillo

character - Mrs. Singleman

character - Norma Nugent

character - Mrs. Packard

character - Mrs. Nash

character - Veralenya Sarconyacov

character - Gertrude Linkmeyer

character - Naomi Hogan

character - Esmeralda

character - Selena Johnson

character - Aunt Stephanie Crawford

character - Self

character - Agnes

character - Clara

character - Maria

character - Stepsister Joy

character - Alice Ghostley

character - Maria

character - Miss Brinklow