character - Francis McDonald

character - Blackjack Jim

character - Roy Lovin

character - Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")

character - Ass Kicker / Hells Angel

character - Benedict

character - Bouncer Guard

character - Pants on Fire Mercenary

character - Soldier

character - Jake

character - Det. Russo

character - Front Desk Cop (Uncredited)

character - Football Coach (uncredited)

character - Tae-Kwon-Do Instructor / Judge (uncredited)