character - Self

character - Papa Owl (voice)

character - The Irishman

character - Barry

character - Edsel Kellogg III

character - Self

character - Manny Broward

character - Sheriff Loggins

character - Sam "Smee" Smiegel

character - Cameron / Kent

character - Santa Claus (voice)

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Peter

character - Van Helsing (voice)

character - Self

character - Snail

character - Lorenzo Paguro (voice)

character - Narrator

character - George Westinghouse

character - Self

character - Picker

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - The Thunderbolt (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Richard

character - Self

character - Lemmy

character - Cam

character - Self

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Zeke

character - Self - Panelist

character - Jim Gaffigan (voice)

character - Frank

character - Del (voice)

character - Paul Jederman

character - Self

character - Carl Mancini

character - Ramsey Flint

character - Himself

character - Professor Abraham Van Helsing (voice)

character - Larry Johnson

character - Paul Markham

character - Peng (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - John Stoehr

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Santa Claus

character - Self

character - James McDonough

character - Self

character - Jim Gaffigan

character - Danny's Dad

character - Red

character - Corey

character - Self

character - Officer Krupke

character - Self

character - Father Time (voice)

character - MC

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Howard Cantour

character - Hoovy (voice)

character - Bill

character - Andrew Blythe

character - Self

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Jerry Hobson

character - Self

character - Self

character - Donald

character - Henry Haber (voice)

character - Self

character - George Gilner

character - Phil Berlin

character - Self

character - Stanley Bellin

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Lowell

character - Himself

character - Coach Murphy

character - Mart Ryde

character - Trent Lueders

character - Jim

character - Lampert Binew

character - Joe Daley

character - Himself

character - Gordon

character - Sandie

character - Self

character - Reverend Craig Peterson

character - Chris Grandy

character - Butters

character - Brad

character - Dr. Gelding

character - Self

character - Hilton Manager

character - Owen

character - Russell Matthews

character - Marty Palin

character - Rusty Carnouk

character - Dayton

character - Larry Johnson

character - Bob

character - Jim Gaffigan

character - Toby Gibbons

character - Mr. Kamen

character - Bucky

character - Jim at the Ad Agency

character - Cuts Troy's Cuff Soldier

character - Portis

character - Oliver Tunney

character - Larry

character - Waiter

character - Oliver

character - Roy

character - Doug

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Chester

character - Jim (voice)

character - Self - Comedy Guest

character - Self - Guest

character - Larry Johnson

character - George Rozakis

character - Self

character - Self - Cameo (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Jackie

character - Self