character - Memnock

character - Rothbart / Thorpe / Peasant (voice)

character - Burnt Oak (voice)

character - Narrator

character - Interviewer

character - Helicopter Scientist #2

character - Mob Leader

character - Jordan Phillips

character - Sam Lovejoy

character - Manny Robertson

character - Detective Boone

character - Mr. Black (voice)

character - George Waxler

character - Public Defender

character - Valentino Kukoc

character - FBI Agent Doyle

character - Tonka Joe (voice)

character - Agent Hubbard

character - FBI Agent Tucci

character - Vomit Reporter

character - Jack Collins

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - McIntyre

character - Roscoe

character - Wiley

character - James Beels

character - Edward Groll

character - Vernon Dicky

character - Stranger

character - Kurt Baron

character - Ron Walker

character - Phillip Dutton

character - Nix

character - Winston Becker

character - Gua Associate

character - Coach Passenger

character - Agent Lawrence

character - Mr. Connor

character - Charlie Lunt (segment "Mail Order Degree")

character - John Hauser

character - Bernie

character - Carl

character - Jakin

character - Uptown Doggie