character - The Old Man

character - Early Morning Drinker

character - Roger Newbold

character - Self

character - Clayton

character - Dean - Neighbor

character - Millspawl

character - 'Jessica' / Internet Man (segment "People Can Lick Too")

character - Giorgio

character - Jacques

character - Malthon

character - Underwood

character - Fawkes

character - Self

character - Dr. Charles Flint

character - The Instructor

character - Arcade

character - Steve 4X

character - Antonio

character - Steve 4x

character - Ghost of Christmas Past / Topper