character - Derek

character - Coroner

character - Narrator

character - Len Clifton

character - Cairo Spymaster

character - Len Clifton

character - Samuel Bowles

character - Jack

character - George Waterhouse

character - George Waterhouse

character - Earl Bjarni

character - Denny Beaton

character - Sergeant Woolf

character - Sergeant Aubrey Woolf

character - Mr. Moore

character - Mr Crick

character - Angry Resident

character - Patient

character - Pope John Paul II Lookalike/Cabbie

character - Mr Higgs

character - Senator Scaevinus

character - Babe (Oliver Hardy)

character - Lord Killally

character - Friar Tuck

character - Dick's Dad

character - Farmer

character - Otto Fisher

character - Phil

character - Man in Tweed's Office (uncredited)

character - Dr. Kenneth Berrington

character - Deery

character - Leaud

character - John Fry

character - John Fry

character - Charles Splink

character - Roger Wills

character - William

character - James 'Ollie' Oliver

character - Sean Moorcroft

character - Gurth

character - Caller

character - DCS Dennis Cockburn

character - Landlord

character - Security Officer

character - Cabbie

character - Archie Nash

character - Stan

character - Dr. Kenneth

character - Muller

character - Des King

character - John Oakes

character - Vernon Shorter

character - Feodor Lashelya

character - Farmer

character - Detective Sergeant

character - Ed Opalsen

character - Man on Bus

character - Hardy

character - Mr Maybourne

character - Colin Devis

character - Insp. Bourne

character - Ralph

character - Charlie

character - Sergeant

character - Takis

character - Hire Shop Man

character - 4th Woodcutter

character - Sorel

character - Oliver

character - Officer

character - Derek

character - Taxi Driver

character - Takis