character - Ash (voice)

character - Uncle Blochstein

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Marcel

character - Andy

character - Dr. Pfeffer

character - Paul Grant

character - Early

character - Self

character - Shoresy's Foster Father

character - Self

character - Bryce

character - Principal Alters (voice)

character - Scott Thompson

character - Judge

character - Lean-Luc

character - Young Guy

character - Barrett

character - Dan

character - Headmaster Hartley

character - Father Luke

character - Mr. Elderberry

character - Dr. Photon

character - Self

character - Mr. Bane

character - Tiresias

character - Self

character - Reverend

character - Jimmy Price

character - Inky Mart Employee (voice)

character - Queen Bee (voice)

character - Bob London

character - Andy's Dad

character - Panelist

character - Mechanic

character - Rich Carpooler

character - Ricardo

character - Self

character - Dr. Tyler Milgram

character - Andy's Dad

character - Tim

character - Self

character - Director

character - Henchman (voice)

character - Mechanic

character - Lonnie Winn

character - Self

character - Floyd

character - Cashier

character - Mrs. Pleakley (voice)

character - Self

character - Various

character - Self

character - Aldo

character - Self

character - Ruben "Rube" Roach (voice)

character - Arlington Luce (uncredited)

character - Kenny

character - Himself

character - Gloria Veinous (voice)

character - FBI Agent Lewis

character - Self

character - Elliot Anderman

character - Cecil

character - Arlington Luce

character - Scotty

character - David

character - J.D. Wood

character - Russell

character - Baxter / Mrs. Hurdicure / Wally Terzinsky / Malek / Big Stummies scientist / The Queen / Raj / Clemptor

character - Prince Rip / Rabbit (voice)

character - Tomin

character - Herbert

character - Buddy Cole

character - Himself

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Brian

character - Grady (voice)

character - Controller

character - Daimon Goss

character - Man Outside Office Building (uncredited)