character - Sam Cohen

character - Neil Kent

character - Manager / Gallery Owner

character - Dr. Shore

character - Richard Marwick

character - Colm MacLean

character - Sam

character - Michael

character - Phillip Radcliffee

character - Chief Gord

character - Headmaster Sturgeon

character - Roger Mitchell

character - Trip Anderson

character - Sean

character - Himself

character - Self - Narrator (voice)

character - Reverend Drone

character - Host

character - Avery McKernon

character - Mr. Campbell

character - Tim Cooper

character - Gearhardt

character - Houston Gravytrain Sr.

character - Walter

character - James Hard / Blake (voice)

character - Ranger Gord

character - (voice)

character - Willa's father

character - Terrence Meyers

character - Karl Granger

character - Peter

character - Scaredy Bat (voice)

character - Henry

character - Mike Romanow

character - Phil Sharma

character - Senator Metcalf

character - Bill Cherry

character - Mr. Nye the Lawyer

character - Jim Walcott

character - News Anchor

character - Rahne Sullivann

character - Mr. Wayne

character - Dexter Deekin

character - Bob Bender

character - Dean Wallace

character - Ira Finkelstein

character - Sandy Adams

character - Tarnower

character - Douglas Flint

character - Bobby Stern

character - Harley Yates

character - Robert Mead

character - Captain Walker

character - Dana Hall

character - Jason

character - Eric Flemkin (Ned's father) (voice)

character - Eli Hanson

character - Pilot

character - Captain John Curtis

character - Jenkins

character - Dennis

character - Jim Walcott

character - Dennis

character - Bennett

character - Jeffery Burton

character - DA #1

character - Bill Kingsley

character - Arnie Nevelson

character - Ranger Gord

character - Lloyd Braun

character - Bullseye (voice)

character - Rick McKay

character - Kirby

character - Dr. Niedorzeczny