character - Narrator

character - Dr. Herzschlag (voice)

character - Softball player #1 (voice)

character - Coach Andrews (voice)

character - Buckle the Mountain Man (voice)

character - Henry Calloway (voice)

character - Russian (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Guy at the Concert (voice)

character - Buckle the Mountain Man / Ghoul (voice)

character - Santa Claus (voice)

character - Jesus H. Christ (voice)

character - Buckle (voice)

character - Caller (voice)