character - Chief Inspector Mackintosh (voice)

character - Self

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Self

character - John Redmond

character - Peter Kay

character - Self

character - Self

character - Fred 'Spud' Baker

character - John

character - Neil

character - Self - Presenter

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Presenter

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Big Chris (voice)

character - Self

character - Geraldine McQueen

character - Self

character - Self

character - Big Chris / Tin Top (voice)

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Max Bygraves

character - PC Mackintosh (voice)

character - Simon Pig

character - Victor Kennedy

character - Maxwell "Max" Bygraves

character - Brian Potter

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Don Tonay

character - Self

character - Cyril the Barman

character - Brian Potter/Max

character - Flipper

character - Self

character - Self

character - Narrator / Pearl Harman / Paul le Roy / Alan McLarty / Matthew Kelly / Johnny Utah aka Craig

character - Self

character - Self

character - George

character - Self

character - Self

character - Brian Potter (Host)