character - Clive Clooney

character - Mayor

character - Commanding Officer

character - Man in Uniform

character - Cantwell

character - Jacob MacIntire

character - Principal

character - Wisconsin Cop

character - Ed Reynolds

character - Morty

character - Mitch

character - Deputy D.A. Hartman

character - Policeman

character - Doorman

character - Mr. Zipper

character - Mr. Clotworthy

character - Waiter

character - Morty (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

character - George O'Bannen

character - Desk Sergeant

character - Knight

character - Delivery Man

character - Doug Aducci