character - Older Man

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Gentleman / Samuel Colpepper

character - Nigel

character - Biology Teacher

character - Store Manager

character - Director

character - Maitre'd

character - Bookseller

character - Desk Clerk

character - Oswald

character - Ed Lang

character - Morgue Attendant

character - Guptor

character - Morey Moran

character - Murray Treadwell

character - Waiter

character - Darwin Bonaparte

character - Al Tuna

character - Dragula

character - Blood

character - Mascha

character - General

character - Monya

character - Robert Drake

character - Scientist

character - Rudy

character - Fresh Talker

character - Jordan Heath

character - The Juicy Fruits / The Beach Bums / The Undeads

character - Detective

character - Self