character - Cameron Stoll

character - Bus Station Worker

character - Fair Man

character - Male Barfly

character - Dr. Emmett Carson

character - Chris

character - Self

character - Pig Farmer

character - Tow Truck Driver

character - Lazy Pete

character - Skinny

character - Dexter

character - Andy

character - Chris Munson

character - Additional Muppet Performer (voice)

character - Additional Muppet Performer

character - Raider

character - Blaisdell

character - Raymond

character - Chester

character - Cecil

character - Staffer

character - Winston

character - Billy Laroux

character - Bad Ass Criminal

character - Attendant

character - Attendant

character - Crew Member

character - Attendant (uncredited)