character - Norman

character - Father Thomas

character - Cory

character - Self / Ned

character - William

character - Balding Manager

character - Cousin Jim

character - Morning News Host

character - Vern

character - Matt

character - Doctor Quinn

character - Himself / James Quillis / Valcorio Lunaris

character - Steve

character - Spencer

character - Russo

character - Mr. Dayton (segment "Her Only Living Son")

character - Jerk Customer

character - Teacher

character - Paul Rosenzweig

character - Walter

character - Andy Rutledge

character - BJ

character - Bill

character - Meat

character - Grief Counselor

character - Father Thomas

character - Self

character - Host

character - Marty Figueroa

character - Concierge

character - Daniel

character - Craig

character - Charles

character - Ted Archer

character - Adrian