character - Self

character - Merlin

character - Jaundice Guy

character - Turtle

character - World's Greatest Dad

character - Lance

character - Mr. Angst

character - Mr. Bendis

character - Mr. Mehleison

character - Intern 1

character - Freddy the Ferret

character - Marcus

character - Vern

character - Randy Wysniewsky

character - Pharmacist

character - Father Barnes

character - Calculus (voice)

character - Brenda's Date (segment "Last Man On Earth")

character - Dr. Flint

character - Dave Stale

character - T.C. Romulus

character - Art

character - Doctor

character - Fred

character - Vincent Montgomery

character - Lyndon Executive

character - Robert Sanders

character - Gay Man

character - Dorky Man

character - Devo Controller

character - Screenwriter

character - Tour Guide

character - Egghead

character - Thug #1

character - Executive #2