character - The Dodo

character - Mr Bradley

character - Himself, Various Characters

character - Neighbour

character - Big Gary King

character - Sid Onslow

character - Lew Grade

character - Alf (voice)

character - Colonel Dedshott

character - Tony Beckton

character - Colonel Dedshott

character - Vaughan

character - Brian Pern

character - Self

character - Petruchio

character - Fenwick

character - Charlie Beckett

character - Noel Faulkner

character - Uncle Bob

character - Self

character - Vincent

character - Self

character - Leo Mclair

character - Self - Guest Judge

character - Self

character - Luke Baincross

character - Various

character - Self

character - Clive Graham

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

character - Taxi Driver (voice)

character - Constable Funnyname (voice)

character - Taxi boatman

character - Jordan Strange

character - Combover Guy

character - Self

character - Various Characters

character - Self

character - Consultant

character - Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)

character - Fenwick

character - Cardiothoracic Surgeon