character - Self

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Self

character - Otis Volcanowitz (voice)

character - Self

character - Kingfish (voice)

character - Self - Guest

character - Lumière

character - Cheese (voice)

character - Self - Celebrity Guest

character - Justin Beaver (voice)

character - Oliver Putnam

character - Oscar the Leprechaun

character - Steve the Leprechaun

character - Martin Short

character - Franck Eggelhoffer

character - Self

character - The Father (voice)

character - Self - Special Guest

character - Self

character - (archive footage)

character - Self - Performer

character - Dick Lundy

character - Grandpa Frump (voice)

character - Self - Panelist

character - Lemondrop / Ludzinka / Blitzen (voice)

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Gordie (voice)

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - Wilbur Turnblad

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - Self - Host

character - Self

character - Self

character - Dr. Franff

character - Murder victim

character - Self

character - Self

character - Dr. Rudy Blatnoyd, D.D.S.

character - Lou

character - Poppy Stilton (voice)

character - Self

character - The Appraiser / The Jester (voice)

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - Mr. Frankenstein / Mr. Burgemeister / Nassor (voice)

character - Self

character - Stefano (voice)

character - Cat in the Hat

character - Self - Judge

character - Self

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - Kirk the Woodsman (voice)

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - Self

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - The Cat in the Hat (voice)

character - The Cat in the Hat

character - Self - Panelist

character - Merv Schechter

character - Self - Guest

character - Thimbletack (voice)

character - Leonard Winstone

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Jack Frost

character - Self

character - Nathan Thurm

character - Garrison Cootes

character - Steward Havens

character - Jiminy Glick / David Lynch

character - Self

character - Preminger (voice)

character - Uncle Jack

character - Self

character - Lars (voice)

character - Self

character - Jiminy Glick

character - Self

character - Self - Guest Host

character - B.E.N. (voice)

character - Self

character - George

character - Ooblar (voice)

character - Self

character - Rodney

character - Jiminy Glick

character - Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates

character - Martin Short

character - Self

character - Lionel Dillard

character - Sebastian Ballentine / Henry Palaver

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Self - Host

character - Mad Hatter

character - Huy (voice)

character - Self

character - Self - Panelist

character - Frik

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Murray

character - Self - Host

character - Richard Kempster

character - Jerry Ross

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Franck Eggelhoffer

character - Self

character - Self / Various

character - Hubie (voice)

character - Marty Short

character - Self

character - Ed Grimley (archive footage)

character - Clifford Daniels

character - Stubbs the Clown (voice)

character - Harrison Kilray

character - Self - Guest

character - Martin Short

character - Martin Harvey

character - Self

character - Narrator (Voice)

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Franck Eggelhoffer

character - Eugene Proctor

character - Self

character - Nathan Thurm

character - Guthrie Frenel (voice)

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Neil Sussman - Nick's Agent

character - Various Roles

character - Ned Perry

character - Ed Grimley (voice)

character - Self - Guest

character - David Morgan

character - Host

character - Jack Putter

character - Ned Nederlander

character - Shucky (segment "All's Well That Ends Strange")

character - King Louis XVI

character - Jonathan Chapman

character - Johnny Appleseed

character - Bradley Z. Coleman

character - Himself - Narrator (voice)

character - Himself

character - Louie

character - Engel

character - Self

character - Mitch Harris

character - Melvin

character - Self - Various Characters

character - Self - Host

character - Self - Cameo (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Smokey The Hare

character - Self

character - Self - Presenter

character - Self

character - Ebenezer Scrooge