character - José Bové

character - Entraineur de foot

character - L'entraîneur

character - Self - Guest

character - Benjamin's Father

character - Renzo Nervi

character - Marceau

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Phil

character - Poussin

character - Cochon / Simon / Facteur (voice)

character - Suze's doctor

character - Dieu

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Didier

character - Cochon (voice)

character - Mon

character - Mario

character - Patrick Boyard

character - Olivier Brun

character - Martin

character - Lawyer

character - Danny Bouvy

character - Self

character - Jamy

character - Max

character - Truck Driver

character - Dr. Pierre Révol

character - Père Noël / Facteur / Simon (voice) (archive footage)

character - Le routier

character - Simon (voice)

character - Gilou

character - Pizoni (voice)

character - Yvan

character - Paul

character - Mr. Bernique

character - Père Noël / Facteur / Simon (voice)

character - Le Hibou

character - Charles

character - Video surveillance policeman

character - Rémi Pletinckx

character - Arnaud

character - Grossebaf

character - Le Vigile

character - Martial

character - Monsieur Bréhel

character - Self

character - Bruno Vanuxem

character - M. Vidal

character - Xavier Demestre

character - Le recruteur

character - Simon

character - Maurice

character - Nick Korazy

character - Pierrick Barbieri

character - Facteur / Simon / Vache (voice)

character - Michel Pinchon

character - Yvan

character - Léon

character - King Aderlas

character - Mathias

character - Debaest

character - Le patron du zoo

character - Youssouf

character - David d'Ermont de Viard

character - Saddam Hussein

character - lui-même

character - Chardolot

character - Le patron du marché

character - (uncredited)

character - Chip

character - Le chanteur finlandais

character - Gégé

character - Le directeur de l'institution

character - un gendarme

character - Sergio

character - Facteur / Simon (voice)

character - Eddy

character - (voice)

character - L'entraîneur

character - Le chauffeur du camien

character - Émile le routier