character - Self

character - Fisherman / Whale / Starfish / Anchovy (voice)

character - Self

character - Lord Dudley

character - Fred (voice)

character - Sugar Daddy Ken

character - Fred (voice)

character - Uncle Smoo (voice)

character - The Pied Piper (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Crow (voice)

character - King (voice)

character - William Heelis

character - Whale (voice)

character - Mr Porter

character - Rob

character - Roy Gilbert

character - Bryn West

character - Philip Trousers (voice)

character - Philip Trousers / Snalfred (voice)

character - Matt's Dad

character - Inspector Lestrade

character - Guards / Knight / other vocals (voice)

character - Narrator / The Horse (voice)

character - Eric Scott

character - President Nixon

character - Message Bird / Brian / Bryan / Gonad the Gaul (voice)

character - Himself

character - Short Sister / King / Rolf / Banker Pig (voice)

character - Short Sister (Voice)

character - Rob

character - Narrator (Voice)

character - Gryff

character - Snail / Park-keeper / Swan Dad / Frog / Beach Dad / Crab / Cat (voice)

character - Master Phineus

character - Self

character - Self

character - Dredger Tom Fox (voice)

character - Rob

character - Host

character - Mr Parker

character - Self

character - Cat (voice)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Corporal Wynne Bowen

character - Self - Presenter

character - The Snake (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Rob Brydon

character - Rob

character - Narrator

character - Snake (voice)

character - Rob Brydon

character - Self

character - Self

character - Narrator

character - Mr. Fang

character - Stanislav Fréron

character - Self

character - Self - Host

character - Self - Narrator (voice)

character - Bryn West

character - Self

character - Keith Barret

character - Narrator

character - Self - Narrator (voice)

character - George (voice)

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Himself - Host

character - Dr. Paul Hamilton

character - Toby Shandy / Rob Brydon

character - Kenneth Tynan

character - Morris Campbell / Prime Minister

character - Self - Contestant

character - Inspector Awdrey

character - Football Commentator / 'Zombies From Hell!' Presenter (voice) (uncredited)

character - Bubbles' Ex-Husband

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Andy Van Allen

character - Prison Guard (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Evil Rob Brydon

character - Self - Guest Announcer

character - Ryan Letts

character - Self

character - Keith Barret

character - Barry Coates

character - Various Characters

character - B. Nugent

character - Keith Barret

character - Various characters

character - Traffic Warden

character - Bus Driver

character - Self

character - Baptist Fan

character - Karl

character - Cornish Policeman

character - TV Newsreader

character - Happy

character - Radio Commentator

character - Man in Crowd (uncredited)

character - Sean

character - Himself

character - Self - Host

character - Narrator

character - Self

character - Ray

character - Self - Host