character - Self (archive footage)

character - Announcer (voice)

character - Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend

character - Himself - Audience Member (uncredited)

character - Flynn

character - Prosecutor

character - Professor

character - Self

character - Professor Sommerset

character - Ghost of Christmas Present (TV)

character - Winky

character - Senator Godfried

character - Host

character - Clerk

character - Biff Doyle

character - The Dispatcher

character - Fallis

character - King Fredrico / Man in Museum

character - Dudley

character - Self - Judge

character - Sonny Patterson

character - Big Enos

character - King Fredrico / Man in Museum

character - Sweets McBride

character - Tiny

character - Plumbing Salesman - The Roman Empire

character - Big Enos

character - Himself

character - Carnival Barker

character - Man with Cigars

character - John Noble

character - Mackenzie Goddard

character - Mr. Stockwell

character - Himself

character - Big Enos

character - Barman

character - The President of the United States (Grover Cleveland)

character - Awards Emcee

character - Himself/Moose

character - Father O'Hoolihan

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self