character - Wilfred Mott

character - Albert

character - Self - Narrator (voice)

character - Snout

character - Old Jack

character - Old Jack

character - Self

character - Self

character - Old Jack

character - Self

character - The Voice (voice)

character - Hospital Patient

character - Self - Participant

character - Self

character - Wilfred Mott

character - Wilfred Mott

character - Alderney / Orinoco / Wellington (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Wilfred Mott

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Station Guard

character - Wilfred Mott

character - Self

character - Self

character - Mutley

character - Duggie Wingate

character - Self - Panellist

character - Katzenburger (voice)

character - Snowman (voice)

character - Mordecai Mendoza

character - Mr Wahurst

character - Narrator

character - Narrator

character - Narrator

character - Herbert Soppitt

character - Self

character - Job (archive footage)

character - Ron Archer

character - Seth Raven

character - Mock Turtle

character - Officer P. Brain

character - Narrator (Alternate Version) (uncredited)

character - Narrator

character - Cuffy

character - Neighbour

character - Dangerous Davies

character - House painter

character - Charlie Krebs

character - Jolly Jack

character - Mr. Masterman / Voice of Eel

character - Gertrude Stein / Narrator (voice)

character - Robin (voice)

character - Various Characters

character - Pinchwife

character - Centipede

character - Pyramid

character - Guest

character - Himself

character - The Storyteller

character - Awkward Customer: Mr. Clam

character - Mr. Hutchinson

character - Captain Michael

character - Gavin Hinchcliffe

character - Himself

character - Felix Forsythe

character - Albert Perks

character - Fred Davies

character - Self

character - Taxi Driver

character - Ron

character - Tom Campbell

character - Photographer

character - Sergeant Clegg

character - Policeman

character - Job

character - Bob, l'agent 202

character - Harold Crump

character - Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker

character - Squirts McGinty

character - The Stonemason

character - Vincent Mountjoy

character - Nervous O'Toole

character - Man on Stretcher (uncredited)

character - Peters

character - Col. Brownlow

character - Newspaperman

character - Arkwright

character - Bradley Marler

character - Pereira

character - Lennie Price

character - Otis

character - Pasquale

character - Paco

character - Sid

character - Jack

character - Thirsty Sailor (uncredited)

character - Stage Hand (uncredited)

character - Able Seaman James Bryson

character - Himself

character - Self - Panellist