character - Sheriff Dunne

character - Jim McAllister

character - Glen

character - Matt

character - Fred

character - Panicked Dad

character - Alec

character - Self

character - Sheriff McClelland (voice)

character - Brett

character - Montgomery Nash

character - Bill Ryan

character - Big Mike

character - Maxie Zeus / Jennifer's Husband (voice)

character - Maxie Zeus (voice)

character - Mr. Ellingboe (voice)

character - BaBa

character - Mike Johnston

character - The Gluttonator / Union Boss (voice)

character - Vince Logan

character - Terry

character - Mountie Archambault

character - Ben

character - Dave

character - Jim McAllister

character - Mooska

character - Wasserstein

character - Dennis

character - Petey

character - Gesh

character - Gesh

character - Carmine Streeto

character - Roy

character - Billy

character - Mall Santa

character - Self

character - Officer O'Connor

character - Hunk (voice)

character - Yellow Pepper (voice)

character - Baked Potato (voice)

character - Legal Aid Lawyer

character - Gubler Armand

character - Seth

character - Self

character - Neil

character - Andy

character - Self

character - Frank Nitti

character - Jerry (segment "The Pitch")

character - Kris Claus

character - Clyde

character - Jimmy

character - Curly

character - Pirate

character - Terry Lockwood

character - Paul

character - Awesomest Maximus

character - Alan

character - Yanis

character - Josh

character - Vince Goodson

character - Dr. Shaw

character - Frankie

character - Balthazor Hellman

character - Al Sura

character - Officer Bungalon

character - Mr. Kaplan

character - Dirk

character - Tucker

character - Office Bailnt

character - Jesse Buchwald

character - Self

character - Deputy O'Mally

character - Fortunio Balducci

character - Russ

character - Doug Martin

character - Randy Newman / James Lipton (voice)

character - Jed

character - Andrew

character - Heckler (voice)

character - Carl Monari

character - Willie Smits

character - AC Repairman

character - Mason Lafoon

character - Fishin' Hole Guy

character - Chris Sadler

character - Hank Vilmes

character - Bernie the Hamster (voice)

character - Larry / Larry's Doctor / Max / Ken (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Randy Newman (voice)

character - Todd (voice)

character - Bobby Briggs (voice)

character - Fat Dog

character - Pete

character - Chet Walters (uncredited)

character - Pete

character - Pizza Boy

character - Mover

character - Heavy Guy

character - Various

character - Kenny Rogers / Bill Clinton

character - Shy Young Orderly

character - Gomez Calhoun

character - Russell

character - Tomcat

character - Derek Wakaluk

character - Leslie Stokes

character - Classmate

character - Pete

character - Larry