character - Jake McCarthy

character - Martin Krebs

character - Excaliber

character - Ted

character - Sergey

character - David Brooks

character - Mick

character - Narrator / Claud (archive footage)

character - Claud Cubbage

character - Narrator / Adult Peter Watson

character - Montana

character - Guru Bob

character - Self - Grand Inquisitor

character - Grand Inquisitor

character - James Whitehouse

character - Wilson Sikorsky

character - Drill-Sergeant

character - Bathurst 1985

character - Jeff

character - Prince Albert (archive footage)

character - Theo van Gogh

character - Dennis Nylon

character - Ernest Donovan

character - Vasily Stalin

character - Patient 62

character - Agent 47

character - Stephen

character - Callen

character - David McKenna

character - Oliver Baumer

character - TV Presenter

character - Peter Quinn

character - Thomas Anders

character - Coco Leger

character - Sam

character - Kevin Lewis

character - Bourbon

character - Chéri

character - Prince Albert

character - Lieutenant Kotler

character - Demetrius

character - Sandy Mardell

character - Renzo Daverio / Spoletta

character - Ludovic Meyer

character - George Wickham

character - Downs

character - Self - Guest