character - Casey

character - Richard

character - Mark

character - Glenn (voice)

character - Ted (segment "The Right Snuff")

character - Dan

character - Alan Wiest

character - Famous Actor

character - Vance

character - Walker Mascot (voice)

character - Trey Kirkman

character - Wally Luskin

character - Superman / Plastic Man (voice)

character - Various (voice) (archive sound)

character - Superman / Bizarro (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Breckin

character - Superman / Mirror Master (voice)

character - Jared Franklin

character - Alien (voice)

character - Boba Fett / Admiral Ackbar / Rebel (voice)

character - Self

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Comet / Terrorist (voice)

character - Cmdr. Palmer (voice)

character - Starving Artist

character - Paul

character - Michael

character - Boba Fett / Admiral Ackbar / Wampa (voice)

character - Boba Fett / Admiral Ackbar / Wampa / Various (voice)

character - Tony

character - Ted Meyers

character - Boba Fett / Admiral Ackbar / Janitor / Space Slug #2 (voice)

character - John Logue

character - Frack

character - Dylan

character - Jon Arbuckle

character - Jesus Christ (voice)

character - Tim Fink

character - Ray Peyton Jr.

character - Various (voice)

character - Superman / Partygoer (voice)

character - Wild Willie (voice)

character - Inventor (voice)

character - Breckin Meyer (voice)

character - Brandon

character - Self / Jon (voice)

character - Jon

character - Jamal

character - Self

character - Tom Wagner

character - Self

character - Josh Wendell Mankey (voice)

character - Himself

character - Charlie McKay

character - Adam Schwartz

character - Nick Schaffer

character - Marco - DuJour

character - Josh

character - Cole

character - Sharon's Son

character - Tiny

character - (voice)

character - Greg Randazzo

character - Walter (uncredited)

character - Keller Coleman

character - Greg Czarnicki

character - Pat Tyson

character - Joseph Gribble (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Joseph Gribble / Kid #2 (voice)

character - Joseph Gribble / Mr. Haggerty (voice)

character - Harrison

character - Surfer

character - Mitt

character - Mike Solomon

character - Travis

character - Eric Nelson

character - Jim's Son

character - Chas Walker

character - Spencer

character - Cody

character - Nick

character - Gary Cosey

character - Brian Campbell

character - Jim