character - Horror Film Expert

character - Deputy White

character - Harv

character - Wendel

character - Marvin 'The Mantis' Stinebar

character - Jack Pepper

character - Bishop McKinney

character - Solomon Hayden

character - Doctor Patterson

character - Luigi

character - Ritual Clown

character - Rufas Demon

character - Grandpa

character - Claude

character - Elderly Doctor

character - Johnny Most

character - Dr. Alan Hark

character - Zerd / McMally / Meoweth

character - Father Dickinson

character - McMally

character - Father Gallagher

character - Harold Tiller

character - Ben Cox

character - Ketchum

character - Veteran (uncredited)

character - Mr. Peterson

character - Pianist

character - Bob Phelps

character - Fire Chief

character - Wedding Official

character - Al (voice)

character - Old man with bags

character - Earl

character - Coach David Stott

character - Butch Bumstead

character - Professor Hunter

character - Old Man

character - Pentagon General Council (uncredited)

character - Baron von Sebottendorf

character - Angry Gravy Robbers Customer

character - Dr. Lazaroff

character - Himself

character - Man whose doctor was a quack

character - Mr. Bouillabaisse

character - Al Purplewood

character - Mayor Melvin O'Connor

character - Weatherman

character - Rudy McDougal

character - Clay Majors

character - Mr. Fletcher

character - Ike Darcey

character - Bar patron (uncredited)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Storyteller #1

character - Man who puts fire out on Laura Robertson's dress (uncredited)

character - Cooper (as Larry Butler)

character - Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)

character - Pawn Broker

character - Elmer

character - Chief Hacker

character - Willy The Whisper

character - Ian

character - Jim Seamstress

character - Robert

character - Harry Bates

character - Dr. Lazaroff