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character - Bill Gates / Zombie (voice)

character - Abraham Lincoln Head / Sentient TV / Movie Character 1 (voice)

character - Eeyore / Merlin (voice)

character - Miles Slocum

character - Cary Hubbard

character - Kiss Cam Announcer

character - Phil Donahue

character - Lifeguard / Attractive Person (voice)

character - Harold / Male Gardeners (voice)

character - Anesthesiologist / Nurse (voice)

character - Tape McDuffy

character - Jim

character - Papa Fossil / Pterry / Grock (voice)

character - Soren McGarry

character - Mr. Strathmore

character - Brian

character - Chief Justice Moth (voice)

character - Narrator

character - John F. Kennedy / Dwight D. Eisenhower (voice)

character - Monkian (voice)

character - Monkian / Hurrick (voice)

character - TV Announcer (voice)

character - Hurrick (voice)

character - Judge Wolfgang Müeller

character - Pegasus Gary

character - Johnny Carson (voice)

character - George Bush (voice)

character - John Noel

character - Commissioner Gordon / Scarecrow (voice)

character - Host of "America's Most Unsolved Crimes"

character - Alpha Team Leader

character - Milo (voice)

character - Dr. Key

character - Beroul / Cheleb / Quedbas (voice)

character - Dr. Bancroft

character - Beroul (voice)

character - Captain Mike

character - The Elf (voice)

character - Wayne Storm

character - Dr. Nicholson

character - Grand High Priest (voice)

character - Father

character - Bob Philips

character - Bertram Varmin

character - Senor Insanity (voice)

character - Ultron

character - Merle (voice)

character - Grandpa (voice)

character - Leopold Gransby

character - Victor Fries (voice)

character - Self

character - President Ronald Reagan (voice)

character - Man (voice)

character - Deputy Chief Williams

character - Sec of State Gen. Colin Powell (voice)

character - Maurice

character - Phil Flaxman / Detective (voice)

character - Carlos Chang O'Brien / Megalord (voice)

character - Carlos Chang O'Brien / Worker #2 (voice)

character - Carlos Chang O'Brien / Cab Driver (voice)

character - Carlos Chang O'Brien Gambe / Cop (voice)

character - Dr. Levinson

character - Daniel

character - King (voice)

character - Aburn (voice)

character - Dog Constable (voice)

character - Vendor (voice)

character - Ponzi (voice)

character - Professor Zucker

character - Robert Redford

character - Billy Batson / Captain Super, Archer (voice)

character - Professor

character - Christopher Walken Impersonator/ Tommy Lee Jones Impersonator

character - Redd Holden

character - Lex Luthor / Jor-L / Green Lantern (Guy Gardner) / Joseph Stalin / Perry White

character - Martin

character - Randolph Addison

character - Thom

character - Thom Cat / Neighbor John / Stumpy (voice)

character - Ray Price

character - John McCain / George W. Bush / Bill Clinton (voice)

character - Gordon / Deadshot (voice)

character - Slam Bradley (voice)

character - Signal Hill Married Man

character - Minister

character - Doctor (voice)

character - Mr. Wrigley

character - Robi / Agent #1 (voice)

character - Bernie

character - George W. Bush (voice)

character - Dr. Ridgeway

character - Announcer / Old Mirror / Concert Announcer (voice)

character - Scottish Crowman

character - General How / Additional Voices (voice)

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character - George W. Bush / John Kerry / Dick Cheney / John Edwards / Joe Lieberman / Al Gore / Dan Rather / Bill Clinton (voice)

character - Chuck (voice)

character - George W. Bush / John Kerry / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Bill Clinton (voice)

character - George W. Bush / John Kerry / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Bill Clinton (voice)

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character - PJ Prosser

character - Doctor Farrel Emerson

character - Gangster #2

character - Dr. Kassel

character - Skeleton / Dr. Cartunian / Dr. Cartunian Sr. (voice)

character - Quentin Smithee (voice)

character - Knight (voice)

character - Bob Lerner

character - Self

character - Mr. Warner

character - George W. Bush (voice)

character - Officer Wholihan

character - Mr. Grundig (voice)

character - Mr. Grundig / Mr. O'Troole (voice)

character - Rick Parker

character - Waiter

character - Forensic Scientist

character - Mr. Yesman (voice)

character - Dr. Land

character - Salesman

character - Sauber

character - Good Samaritan

character - Dr. Geller

character - Ron Howard (voice)

character - Fire Inspector

character - Ginger

character - Police Officer at Parade

character - State D.A.

character - Janitor (voice)

character - Dr. Vedder (voice)

character - Torgeson (voice)

character - Black Jack Lee Impostor (voice)

character - Havel (voice) / Conn (voice)

character - Self - Academy Supervisor

character - Eddie Logan

character - Alan

character - Neil

character - Bill

character - TELMU White

character - Bill

character - Tom

character - Werner

character - Himself

character - Dr. Addington

character - Konstantin Myshkin

character - Galen

character - Tequila Fork Murphy III, esq. / Batiste "The Universe" Delacroix / Narrator