character - Seamus

character - Seymour Kraft

character - Self

character - Maurice Podoloff

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Santa

character - Edgar

character - Murphy

character - Ben Myers

character - Self - Actor

character - Self

character - Angus

character - Father

character - Porter

character - Buddy Green

character - Avi

character - Yuri

character - Self

character - Self

character - George

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Arlen Cox

character - Bernie Madoff

character - George Hiller

character - Louis

character - David Silverman

character - Self

character - Luigi Vanvitelli

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Dr. Cas Pepper

character - Frank Cassidy

character - Self

character - Danny

character - Self

character - Professor Hillside

character - Narrator

character - Captain Acrab

character - Alexander Dunning

character - Matthew Boyd

character - Self

character - Gilliam T. Blount

character - Seth

character - Pug Rothbaum

character - David 'Dave' Whiteman (archive footage)

character - Irv Gideon

character - Self

character - Self

character - Dick Cheney

character - Narrator

character - Mystic Man

character - Narrator

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Richard Nelson

character - Self

character - Warren Schiff

character - Self - Actor

character - Chuck Raven

character - Narrator

character - Barnaby Pierce

character - Theodore Roosevelt

character - Self

character - Self

character - narrator

character - Narrator

character - Alexander Haig

character - Self

character - Scoop the Snowman (voice)

character - Max Bickford

character - Yitzhak Rabin (voice)

character - Micah Donnelly

character - Self

character - Self

character - Bobby Bartellemeo / Narrator

character - President

character - Self

character - Meyer Lansky

character - Richard Dreyfuss / Narrator (voice)

character - Richard Dreyfuss (voice)

character - Narrator

character - Self

character - Self

character - Prof. Krippendorf

character - Self

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Fagin

character - Sam Vigoda

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Vic

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Self

character - Centipede (voice)

character - Glenn Holland

character - Self

character - Senator Rumson

character - Self

character - Larry

character - Dr. Jake Rainer

character - Self

character - Self

character - Det. Chris Lecce

character - Louie Kurnitz

character - William Tecumsah Sherman (voice)

character - Narrator (Voice)

character - Col. Picquart

character - Dr. Leo Marvin

character - The Player

character - Sam Sharpe

character - Dr. Frankenthal

character - Pete Sandich

character - Jay Trotter

character - Self

character - Jack Noah

character - Aaron Levinsky

character - Self

character - Det. Chris Lecce

character - Bill 'BB' Babowsky

character - Jedediah

character - The Writer

character - Dave Whiteman

character - Self

character - Joe

character - Ken Harrison

character - Paul Dietrich

character - Moses Wine

character - Roy Neary

character - Elliot Garfield

character - Man on Sidewalk Talking to Girl in Red Sweater (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Colonel Yonatan 'Yonni' Netanyahu

character - Self - Host

character - Hooper

character - Boy Wonder

character - Self

character - Clavius

character - Duddy

character - Greg

character - Curt Henderson

character - Baby Face Nelson

character - Yossarian

character - Tommy Owen

character - Morris Gap

character - Self

character - Self

character - Harold Webster

character - Terry

character - Assistant Stage Manager (uncredited)

character - Boarding House Resident (uncredited)

character - Lud

character - David Rowe III

character - Self

character - Self

character - Gearshon Gorofsky

character - Self

character - Self

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Jerry Hamburger