character - Dr. Noah Wolf

character - Rufus Cotesworth

character - Vilna Lutz (voice)

character - Benjamin Franklin (voice)

character - Inigo Montoya

character - Avigdor (archive footage)

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Mel Gurner

character - Irwin Dempsey

character - Mr. Tushman

character - Papa Smurf (voice)

character - Hal Wackner

character - Jordan Berman

character - Self

character - Self - TV Spot Announcer (archive footage)

character - Duke Kipiani

character - Narrator

character - Self

character - Gabe

character - Self

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Saul Berenson

character - Basil (voice)

character - Self

character - Sir Jago Larofsky

character - Self

character - Stanley Irving (voice)

character - Rick

character - Self - Guest

character - Jason Gideon

character - Tateh (archive footage)

character - Al Cummings

character - Che (segment "Evita")

character - Rube John Sofer

character - Self

character - Joseph Papp

character - Self

character - Isaac Rice

character - Huxley

character - Kenneth Duberstein

character - Self

character - Philip Kleinman

character - Hippocrates (voice)

character - Andrew

character - Quasimodo

character - Dr Henry Hyman

character - Self - Guest

character - Brother Daniel

character - The Driver / Satan

character - Jeffrey Geiger

character - Jim Nashe

character - Irate Man

character - Murray

character - Self

character - Alfred De Musset

character - John Palmeri

character - Dr. Harry Hyman

character - Levi March / Glenn Fordyce

character - 88 Keys

character - Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield (voice)

character - Det. Samuel 'George' Francisco

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Salwen

character - Inigo Montoya

character - Georges Seurat / George

character - Buddy Plummer

character - Self

character - Nick

character - Self

character - Avigdor

character - Paul Isaacson

character - Tateh

character - Allesandro the Cabbie

character - Sayyid

character - First Commuter

character - Beaudine Croft

character - Pool Man

character - Alan

character - Buddy Plummer

character - Self - Presenter

character - Anthony Accardo

character - Norman Henry