character - Male Dancer

character - Self

character - Tennant (CID)

character - Self

character - McAngus

character - Self (archive footage)

character - Gravelbeard (voice)

character - Tulloch

character - Kenny Collins

character - Eric

character - Self

character - Self

character - Eric

character - Presenter

character - Cameron Watt

character - Butler / Baron McToff (voice)

character - Self - Participant

character - Bellamy

character - Gerard Findlay

character - Napoleon Bonaparte

character - Det Insp Hepburn

character - Kenny Garnet

character - DCS Wallace

character - Bunnie Morris

character - Hanson

character - Tam

character - General

character - Alisdair Gilzean

character - Lachlan Watt

character - Malky 'Tissue' Mulhernen

character - Factory Boss

character - Bride's Father

character - Duncan Soutar

character - Harding

character - Paul Ryan

character - Dan Gibbons

character - Chief of Police Ronnie Lamb

character - Dennis Cooley

character - Alfio

character - Prosecuting Lawyer

character - Harry

character - Dr. Andreyev

character - Zibelinsky

character - Harold

character - Stalin

character - Detective Inspector

character - Tommy

character - The Conjuror

character - Des Organ

character - Lanternist, Sergeant Bell, Diorama Showman, Laughing Cavalier, Wollaston, Ranger, Tramp, Sea Captain, McCallum, Silhouettist, and Mad Photographer

character - Hillcombe

character - Murray McNally

character - Malkie

character - William Scott

character - Trevor

character - DCI Matt Burke

character - McAngus, Duke of Argyll

character - Watt

character - Foreigner

character - Acupuncturist

character - Alec

character - John

character - Gibson

character - Various

character - Jerry's Mate