character - The Narrator

character - Lawrence (Keys' Father)

character - Gareth B. Underwood

character - Football Fan #2

character - Harry

character - Mr Nobody

character - Policeman

character - Arthur

character - Saul

character - Ray

character - ACB official

character - Mark

character - Jeremy

character - Male Ghost

character - Mason

character - James

character - Hugh

character - Drunk Man

character - Wolf of Wall Street guy

character - Matt

character - Dave

character - Henry

character - Harry

character - Policeman

character - John

character - Malcolm

character - Man on the Street

character - Sigguard

character - Malcolm

character - Worshipper

character - Samuel

character - Councillor Gladwell

character - Hugh

character - Teacher

character - Jonathan

character - Policeman

character - Richard

character - Tony

character - Grandad

character - Nath

character - GP