character - Narrator (voice)

character - Heřman

character - Jan Krejza

character - Pavel

character - Parizek

character - ředitel školy

character - Bedřich Pavlíček

character - inspektor (Zamilovaná)

character - Ruda

character - Čeněk z Vartemberka

character - Leden

character - Rudolf II. (voice)

character - Takac

character - Hospodský (voice)

character - Michalica

character - strýček Max

character - král Bedřich

character - Michalica

character - ředitel školy

character - Král

character - Host

character - Sallinger

character - Director

character - děda Pepík

character - Čvančara

character - policejní psycholog Žáček

character - Žáček

character - král Jindřich

character - Děda Mráz

character - Baxter

character - Brédicot

character - Self

character - Napoleon Bonaparte

character - Draggist

character - kníže Šuvalov

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Čarda

character - generál

character - král

character - Commentary (voice)

character - Antoine Moreau (voice)

character - Leader

character - sluha Prokop

character - MUDr. Josef Paroubek

character - Narrator

character - Kerholec

character - Jaroslav Hašek (voice)

character - Stříbrovousý duch

character - pan Koberec

character - Mikeš

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Kristian Bakke

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Baron de Campotasso

character - Self - Actor

character - Rechner

character - Valenta

character - František Fiala

character - Robinson Crusoe (voice)

character - Bohuslav Schnirch

character - Michal Adámek

character - Quido Mánes

character - Krejza

character - Leandr

character - Mirski

character - Gardener Jakub

character - Pater Svoboda

character - čert Kozibradka

character - Pišta (voice)

character - Wunder Pepi

character - Capt. Havránek (segment "Víkend")

character - přítel Artur

character - dělník

character - učitel Isidor Slovíčko

character - Milan (voice)

character - Petr Krempa

character - řidič Honza Marek

character - Houdek

character - Honza Burda, Vlastin Milenec

character - Corporal Moravecek

character - Vašek

character - son of the Maráck family

character - Vojta

character - Jarda, son of the Frouzs