character - Matt Brooks

character - Officer Wayne

character - Dr. Lundquist

character - Sheriff Boone

character - Shawn

character - SWAT Leader (segment "Dante the Great")

character - Sales Rep #2

character - Thadeus

character - Cop

character - Gregory Barnes

character - Policeman

character - Principal Castlemoody

character - Self

character - Evan Burke

character - Peter

character - Chairperson