character - David St. Hubbins

character - President William Rayburn

character - Self

character - Howard

character - Sleazy MC

character - Argyle (voice)

character - Frank

character - Grandpa Lou Pickles (voice)

character - Richard

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Michael

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Paul

character - Sergeant Shadwell

character - Doug Forcett

character - Self

character - Mark

character - Self - Guest

character - Melville Revere

character - Himself

character - Jack

character - Chuck McGill

character - Chuck McGill (archive footage)

character - Self - Actor

character - Uncle Humidor (voice)

character - Dr. Bartholomew Wolper (voice)

character - Jeffrey Fields

character - Carl Laemmle

character - Bartholomew Wolper (voice)

character - Nelson Wylie

character - Dr. Bartholomew Wolper (voice)

character - Governor Ballentine

character - Jeffrey Turner

character - Vultaire (voice)

character - Big Dave

character - Ed Greenman

character - Angel Joseph

character - Self

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Joe - Boris' Friend #3

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Victor Baron

character - Death

character - Harlan

character - Kalgoron (voice)

character - Steve Lavisch

character - Chester

character - Glen Glahm

character - Snow Miser

character - Lane Iverson

character - Ken Hyman

character - Dr. Flossman (voice)

character - Prison Trustee

character - Narrator / Arnie the Doughnut (voice)

character - Self

character - Patient

character - Emperor Zing (voice)

character - Dwight Biddle

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Self - Guest

character - William Christy Cabanne

character - Self

character - Jerry Palter

character - Captain Van Legge

character - Self

character - Himself

character - Howard

character - Video Executive

character - Dwain

character - Monsieur Duke

character - Sarousch (voice)

character - The Sportsman / Sgt. O'Shaughnessey (voice)

character - Mr. Bream (voice)

character - Perry White

character - Bob

character - Atticus Liddell

character - Louie (voice)

character - Bird (voice)

character - Adrien Van Voorhees

character - Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton

character - Alex The Transvestite

character - Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton (voice)

character - Chief of Police

character - Bobby Lightfoot (voice)

character - Matt Tessler

character - Stefan Vanderhoof

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Lance DeSalvo

character - Professor Ram / Creepy Old Guy (voice)

character - (voice)

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Mr. Walsh

character - Kurt Sandow

character - Principal Potter

character - Self

character - Captain Frostymug (voice)

character - Réverend Shillerman

character - Pengrove Pig / Andy Rooney / Camel Salesman (voice)

character - Pawtucket Pat (voice)

character - Mr. Livingston

character - Ian Peek (voice)

character - Sherman Smith

character - Jasper Badun

character - Dr. Maxwell Hersh

character - J.P. Bigelow

character - Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)

character - Merle Hammond

character - Willie L.

character - Dave Whitby

character - Miner

character - 50's Joker (voice)

character - Jasper Badun (voice)

character - Bill Case

character - New Mark

character - Elliot Lewis

character - Self

character - Phillip "P.B." Barrow

character - Peter Randall

character - (Voice)

character - Dr. Jeffrey Otitus (voice)

character - Paulie

character - Scott Grogan

character - Rick

character - Barry

character - Professor Peens

character - Father Damian

character - Mr. Larry Dittmeyer

character - The Clown

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Rick Rochester

character - Frank

character - Mr. Rastatter

character - Milo Jackson

character - Ozzie Evans

character - Professor Noel Babcock PhD

character - Spink (voice)

character - Morris Fletcher

character - Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner

character - David St. Hubbins / Jerry Palter

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Eddy Revere

character - George Talbot

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Pettibone

character - Officer Bettleheim (voice)

character - Guy in the Lab Coat (voice)

character - Mr. Myman (voice)

character - Kyle (voice)

character - Police Chief Parish (voice)

character - Ed (voice)

character - Ansel (voice)

character - Dr. Herder (voice)

character - Bryant (voice)

character - Hank (voice)

character - Inspector (voice)

character - Les (voice)

character - Bill Nolan

character - Elias Grace

character - Adult Jack Twiller

character - Gibby Fiske

character - Hal Cresciman

character - Tom Smithson

character - Jerry Rude (voice)

character - David St. Hubbins (voice)

character - Emmet Sumner

character - Phil Dreyer

character - Woody

character - Reverend Alfred 'Alfie' Prufrock

character - Fred Ritter

character - Michael Fields

character - State Trooper

character - Wexler Hatch

character - Jason Starr / Warren Starbinder

character - Bu Montgomery

character - Mr. Wallace

character - Leslie (uncredited)

character - Pete Newly

character - Mac Macintosh

character - David St. Hubbins [Spinal Tap]

character - Rev. Alfred 'Alfie' Prufrock

character - Mr. Green

character - Mac Macintosh

character - Mr. Wallace

character - Andy Richardson

character - Ross McKay

character - David St. Hubbins

character - Fritz #2

character - Dr. Simon August

character - Eddie Winslow

character - Willy

character - Self

character - Terry Christopher

character - Lenny

character - Self - Various Characters

character - Self - Host

character - Self

character - Self