character - Alexander

character - Joe Johnson

character - Freud's Patient

character - Shakespeare Writer

character - Ronald Gerbstein

character - Carl

character - Illustor (voice)

character - Anders (voice)

character - Ultrascalpel Robots (voice)

character - Republican Man at Mall

character - Father

character - Michael Gallagher

character - Keith

character - Ninth Grader (voice)

character - Greg Glaser (voice)

character - (voice)

character - Mick Porterhouse

character - Little Bobby Ducca

character - Wallace

character - The Professor

character - Bob

character - Lon Zimmet

character - Shosua

character - ICE Agent Robson

character - Paul Moore

character - Atheist (voice)

character - Bob Ducca

character - Massage Therapist

character - Joel Levitan

character - Ethan

character - T.J.

character - John

character - Agent Piln

character - Neckbeard (voice)

character - Channon Flowers

character - Confession Husband

character - Danny

character - Bob Ducca

character - Nells Hebber

character - Pregnant Woman's Husband

character - Bill Jaeger

character - Audience Member #1

character - Mr. Devlin

character - Toby Harris

character - Scotty

character - Uncle Ken

character - Man with Dog

character - Baker (voice)

character - Bill Haddock

character - Bill

character - James

character - Mike Patterson

character - Barry's Buddy

character - Ted Fine

character - Boss

character - Dr. Nate Schachter

character - (uncredited)

character - Tug Spano

character - Butch

character - The Frightened Villagers

character - Doctor

character - Director

character - Ted Sally

character - Crosby Peters

character - ENT Doctor

character - Dr. Schaffer