character - Principal Peppers

character - Middle-aged Woman

character - Dean Halloway

character - Principal Hader

character - Demonica Dixon

character - Self

character - Staffer

character - Samantha Samuels

character - Liza

character - Chris

character - Mady Shaheen

character - Susan B. Anthony / Jiggly Wrigley

character - Stripper with Dispute

character - Dr. Swenson

character - Boutique Saleswoman

character - Cassie

character - Tina (voice)

character - Miss Peck (voice)

character - Tour Guide

character - Various

character - Dotty

character - Call Girl

character - Connie