character - Michael Barratt

character - Rufus Maley

character - Jack

character - Green Skinned Customer

character - PC Dave

character - Jim Booth

character - Graeme Thybbs

character - Richard

character - Will Gooch

character - Head Teacher

character - Greg

character - Nathan Basic

character - Captain Ivins

character - Leo (Russian Stranger)

character - Nicholas

character - Dozy Policeman

character - Spartak Sokolov, Conductor #1

character - John Forster / Ghost of Christmas Present

character - Greg

character - Mr Rumbold

character - Charles Vernon

character - Radio Announcer

character - Sir Francis Drake

character - Iain Frobisher

character - Anthony McIlvanney

character - Desk Sergeant

character - Grumpy Man

character - Orson Welles / Jeremy Clarkson / Boris Big Johnson / Phil Youranus / Various

character - Mark Stephenson

character - Police Officer #1

character - Reverend Marlow

character - Station Master Cal Paterson

character - Various

character - PC Hywel Pugh

character - Fang

character - Rob

character - Jon

character - Patrick Harborne

character - Policeman

character - Steve's UK Agent

character - Bradley

character - Office Boss

character - Roger

character - Bardsley (voice)

character - Steve

character - Macaroni

character - Various

character - Tony

character - Stewart

character - Ben Swain

character - Ben Swain

character - Man in Gallery

character - Michael

character - Ken Dainty

character - Ben Swain

character - Doctor

character - Gan

character - Alan

character - Dithery Man

character - Man

character - Poker Customer